Thank you for inviting me to 59 Minutes. I'm a big fan of yours. I do not miss your late-night shows. Here is one thing you should do during the interview. When you ask me a question, my answer may be very detailed. I may also go irrelevant. Don't ask why I do this. When... Continue Reading →
افسانه نګار
افسانه نګار خوخه وې. نه خو زه نګار یم او نه ته افسانه. This is my shortest story of two lines.
59 Minutes
Thank you for inviting me to 59 Minutes. I'm a big fan of yours. I do not miss your late-night shows. Here is one thing you should do during the interview. When you ask me a question, my answer may be very detailed. I may also go irrelevant. Don't ask why I do this. When... Continue Reading →
How to Rank Celebrities
Here we put forward a formula for fame Fame = your impact on others - others' impact on you (1) Here impact may simply mean knowing. Let us discuss special cases. The fame would be maximum when others' impact on you is zero. This would mean you are isolated from the rest of the world.... Continue Reading →
سین (Scene)
اودریګه. مخکی مه زه. ګیر بدل که او پشاراشه. اور پي بل که. دا ټول ت ر ه ګ ر په دي سرنګ کښی دی. چی یوهم درنه ژوندئ پاتي نه شی. اودریګه. کیسه ختمه شؤه. ګیر بدل که او د شمال په طرفته روان شه.
هلک
جینۍ چي څنګه کړکۍ کولاو ولیده نو یې بهر ودانګل. د کړکۍ نه بهر جینۍ یو لربه ولیدؤ. د لربه نه جینۍ لرګی وتښتولؤ. په لرګي جینۍ د هلک سر مات کړؤ. هلک مات سر د لرګي دپاسه راپرېوتؤ. جینۍ مرګ ته نیزدې هلک په ځای پرېښودؤ او په زغرده وتښتېده. اخیري سااغستونکي هلک په... Continue Reading →
Recommendation Letter
Remember, you didn't write a recommendation letter for me. Because I got a D grade in your course, huh. Hey, you too. You did the same thing.
Diamond Ring
Remember, after that what I did to that girl. I snatched her from her boyfriend. And what I did to her boyfriend. I didn’t let him get out of the car. I stepped on his car. I pressed his car from all sides. The car compressed and got smaller and smaller. While he was still... Continue Reading →
Zombie
Remember, yesterday when I asked the cops to shoot me, they didn’t want to. But they had no choice, they had to. You witnessed it too. I received a hundred bullets all over my face and head. But nothing happened you witnessed it I turned into a zombie. That show continued for 59 minutes.
Mr. Monologue 