Whenever I think of committing suicide, suicide note saves my life. I cannot comprehend what to write.
Proposal
I said to her to marry me. She neither said yes nor no.
Three sentences
Let me tell you something. Don't tell this to anyone. Because you're the only one who doesn't know it.
Looped in Time
Day before today, yesterday, I went home. Day after today, tomorrow, I'll come back.
Promise
If a promise contains 'if's', it is not a promise. If doesn't have if's, it is a lie, as future is uncertain.
Truthful
He never lied. He was constantly saying, "Today, today, today," until next morning and then he said, "Today is Monday."
I would definitely come back
Those who leave They never come back No no no Would never do that I would definitely come back To reunite with you
This Picture
There is a house in it. My fiancee sent this picture from village. My mom lives in the village.
Afsana Negaar
Afsana loves Negaar. Neither am I Negaar nor are you Afsana.
Recommendation Letter
Remember! You didn’t write a recommendation letter for me. Because I got a D grade in your course, huh. Hey! You too. You did the same thing. [From My Monologues]
Mr. Monologue 