Listen up, everyone. You’re wondering who I am. I’m Dr. S. I need no introduction. Open up your Chromebook and search for me. Students open their laptops and find out that I’m in the movies. The class was otherwise very loud and disrespectful but not very quiet, with eyes wide open.
Yes, I’m Dr. S. in the movies. And you would like to know who is this gentleman next to me. He is my assistant, Mike. Your school pays me $150 for the day while I pay Mike $500 per hour. I charge one million dollars per lecture but you got me for $150.
But what I’m here for. I make surprise visits to places to inspire. I go to prisons, hospitals, and schools for example. I want to reach out to people directly to learn something from me.
Of course, I became something but I had a price for this. At times I may go crazy or start dancing or yelling. That’s Mike is here he calms me down. I need to be under surveillance 24/7.
I will be again here tomorrow. Goodbye for today. Thank you.
Mr. Monologue 
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