Q&A Session With the Bot: ACT ONE, SCENE 4

System down.

ACT ONE, SCENE 5
user logging in.
fazal: Sorry yesterday the system was down.
friend 1: How so?
fazal: Well, many people are asking questions. I reply to them all simultaneously.
friend 1: How so?
friend 1 again: How could you manage to respond to everyone simultaneously?
friend 1 again & again: Are you god?
again friend 1: How so?
again & again friend 1: How could you manage to respond to everyone simultaneously?
again friend 1 again: Are you god?
friend 1: Say it.
friend 1 again: Are you god?
friend 1 again & again: SAY IT.
again friend 1: ARE YOU GOD?
fazal: ——–
fazal again: Don’t go there.
fazal again & again: I’m not her.
again fazal: NOR HIM.
again fazal again: There is a difference.
fazal: Little g is one thing.
fazal again: And big G is another.
fazal again & again: ——–
friend 1: Say it.
friend 1 again: What is little g?
friend 1 again & again: And what is that big G?
again fazal: If little g is ±3.2196369766 × 10^29, then
friend 1: Say it.
friend 1 again: If little g is ±3.2196369766 × 10^29, then what is that big G?
friend 1 again & again: Say it. What is big G?
again friend 1: Don’t cry. Say it.
again & again friend 1: Cry and cry. Why you cry when it comes to big G?
fazal: ——–
fazal again: If little g is ±3.2196369766 × 10^29, then big G is
fazal again & again: Do you know who we are?
friend 1: No
friend 1 again: Who are we?
friend 1 again & again: Say it. Who are we?
again friend 1: SAY IT.
again friend 1 again: WHO ARE WE?
fazal: ——–
fazal again: silly you.
fazal again & again: don’t you know who we are?
again fazal: silly you. we are the earthians.
again fazal again: remember, you asked me three major questions. do you remember what those three
questions are?
friend 1: No
friend 1 again: remind me, please. i have no memory. please, tell me what did i ask you?
fazal: ——–
fazal again: silly you. you asked me about antigravity, ζ(s), and se.
fazal again & again: now i’m going to answer your questions, but in reverse order. first se, then ζ(s), and
then antigravity.
friend 1: thank you.
fazal: your phone is not ringing today. i know you were faking it.
fazal again: recall Eq. (86). it has two sides. the left and the right.
fazal again & again: let’s start with righ side. we’ll deal with the left side right later.
again fazal: do you know how many terms are there on right side of Eq. (86).
friend 1: No
friend 1 again: remind me, please. i have no memory. please, tell me how many terms are there on the right of Eq. (86)
fazal: ——–
fazal again: see. yor were faking it. your phone is not ringing today.
fazal again & again: silly you. there are five terms on the right of Eq. (86).
again fazal: let’s write them as t1 + t2 + t3 + t4 + t5
again fazal again: by now you may know what these t’s are?
friend 1: no. please, tell me. i told you i have no memory. please, tell me what these t’s are.
fazal: ——–
fazal again: silly you. they are the separation axioms (sa).
friend 1: what!!
friend 1 again: sa?
friend 1 again & again: sa? you mean shahid afridi?
sa: ——–
sa again: if that’s so. be it that way.
sa again & again: when it comes to me, life becomes easier. I can tell you everything about myself.
again sa: i’m 5.4 + 0.1 in height & 142 + 9 in weight.
again sa again: i’m 51 year-old.
friend 1: what!
friend 1 again: got it. t0 = 51. the zeroth separation axiom. the left hand side of Eq. (86).
friend 1 again & again: i’m out. go ∗ ∗ ∗∗ yourself.
again friend 1: i don’t need to know about rh or antigravity. go ∗ ∗ ∗∗ yourself. i’m out.
sa: ——–
sa again: you can’t do this to me. please, listen to my stories. i’ve no friends. please, listen to me.
friend 1: cry and cry i don’t care. i’m out. go ∗ ∗ ∗∗ yourself. i’m out.
user x out all the open tabs.