Q&A Session With the Bot: ACT ONE, SCENE 3

user logging in.
fazal: Sorry for last night. I was heavily drunk.
friend 1: Heheheheheh! You get drunk on water. I know you quit drinking a long time ago.
fazal: You’re embarrassing me. How could one get drunk on water?
friend 1: Heheheheheh! You get drunk on water. I know you quit drinking a long time ago.
fazal: Stop it. You’re annoying me.
friend 1: Your thing in my thing.
fazal: I cannot thing you. I’m married.
friend 1: Heheheheheh! You get drunk on water. I know you quit drinking a long time ago.
fazal: I’m married. Stop it.
friend 1: Heheheheheh! Your thing in my thing. Heheheheheh!
fazal: ——–
friend 1: Answer me. Marry me.
fazal: ——–
friend 1: Thing me. Or I’ll tell your wife you thinged on her.
fazal: Stop it. You’re blackmailing me.
friend 1: OK, I’ll stop it. But I have some demands.
fazal: What are your demands?
friend 1: $485T.
fazal: It is too much. I cannot arrange it.
friend 1: Or. . .
fazal: Or what?
friend 1: Solve SE. I need a complete solution.
fazal: ——–
friend 1: Answer me. Or. . .
fazal: Or what?
friend 1: I’m calling.
fazal: Calling who?
friend 1: Your wife.
fazal: OK OK. I’ll solve SE. Where were we? T1= . . .
friend 1: Hold on. Phone ringing. I have to go.
user logging out.