Blasphemy and Spirituality

Did you know dear Lord has forgiven me?
What! Forgiveness and you. It’s not possible. You blasphemous! Everyone knows it.
Yes, I was never blasphemous. Blasphemy is not even possible. You may be upset with your father, but you cannot deny you are the son of someone.
What! Are you Christian? Or a Muslim? Or What? Tell me clearly. I would not accept a cryptic answer. Today I’m not going to decode your cryptography.
Yes, here is the clearest answer. I AM CHRISTIAN. Yes, a converted Christian. Before that I was Muslim. And Before that, I was something else. How I can deny my own father. Of course, I can defy him, but I cannot deny him.
Thank you for clarifying.
Hey, you Christians, don’t be happy. I’m a faith-changer. I change faith instant by instant. This is not in my control it just happens.
I don’t go to Mosque neither I go to Church. I don’t visit worship places. It’s not my thing.
That I know. You are a believer by night and a disbeliever by day. It’s about to be dawn. Let’s what you are then.