Seven Proofs of Riemann’s Hypothesis

  1. I proved twin prime conjecture. I also proved binary Goldbach’s conjecture. What do you think now I’m gonna prove Riemann’s hypothesis? Never. Nobody gives a sh** to my proofs.
  2. You are upset because no journal publishes your work. Never mind. Shut up and prove. Prove as many theorems as you can. Whether it is utter triviality or wrong.
  3. No no, I don’t know anything about zeta function. Just that its non-trivial zeros have real part one-half.
  4. Yes yes, I know about Riemann zeta function. I read a few books on it. But nothing beyond.
  5. No no, I’ll never prove it. It is hard. Let me prove other theorems instead.
  6. You know what would be the title of my paper? The title is “Seven Proofs of Riemann Hypothesis.”
  7. Let me spit it. I did prove Riemann’s hypothesis. But I’ll only publish it when I have seven proofs. So far, I have three proofs.
  8. Brother, what is so special about seven proofs. Why don’t you publish it? People need it. You would be a millionaire there is a prize on it.
  9. I don’t care and neither I need prizes. Who accepts the prize? An example is set. The one who proved the Poincaré conjecture, did he accept the prize?
  10. My paper on the Riemann hypothesis (RH) would be at least 200 pages long. Each proof will be based on a different branch of mathematics. Such as topological proof, or geometrical proof or number-theoretic proof, etc.
  11. Breaking news. Seven proofs of RH are published. The author is in the psych ward.
  12. I’m restless. Please, discharge me from the hospital. It has been two weeks. I’ve to finish the unfinished tasks. There is an error in the proof. I need to fix it.
  13. Your seven proofs paper has already been published. I have taken care of it, my dear teacher.

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