Imagine you are in a prison for some reason, and want to write an article – a technical scientific paper. Of course, you can’t finish the article if you wish to make it fully-referenced. You might not be allowed to access the internet, for example. In such settings, your article would be lacking the acknowledgements and a list of references. It would contain only your original findings. Let’s plan to write the present paper in such settings. It is an experiment, okay!
First of all we need to list all the contributors of this paper, and they are just you and I. I and you, away from civilizations living in a cave. Our task is to write the story of science! Not easy. We didn’t even remember the names of those who contributed to science. We never go to school. How we could do it. We are just science-lovers. Lovers, yes lovers. And since we’re lovers, our story of science is very emotional. And by the way we don’t really want to contribute anything to science. We want to present just a piece of writing to entertain our reader. Dear reader we like you too – our love story is incomplete without you.
Let’s begin with our first question. It is said that scientific theories are falsifiable. Who said that? And who gave him the authority to say it. There is no such thing as falsifiable or unfalsifiable. Hey, don’t you see God? He is in front of you. If you don’t see Him it is your problem, I see Him though. He punishes those who disobey Him; and gives rewards to those who obey Him. He can be made happy and sad. If it looks like a goat and smells like a goat, it is a goat. Don’t you still see Him? He is in front you. Yes, we humans have the problem to punish our enemies, and would bend the rules to favor our friends. Don’t you still get it? I’m talking about God, yes God. He is in front of you.
Your next question was about LoP – the Laws of Physics. Of course, if you make the LoP such and such then anything that lies outside it is not physics. Man, you are very narrow-minded here. What is the difference between you and fundamentalists? They live in small circles. You have also enclosed yourself in walls. You gotta get out of here. Leave the cave, go outside. I know you are virgin. Shame on you. Rape that girl. Tear her clothes. Get naked. Have sex publically, it is your right. I know you can’t do it but God can do it. After all He is God. The LoP doesn’t apply to Him. He bent the rules to create the universe.
Mathematics is next. I know you love it. We’ll definitely talk about it – it is the least efficient language. It requires line by line proof. Line by line proof makes it slow. How you can publish your theorem if you can’t prove it. It’s not, at all, a theorem if it’s no proof. It might be a conjecture. But again, who’ll listen to your conjecture, unless you are renowned. Monologue, on the other hand, is the most efficient one. You always ask me what I mean by a monologue. I would always avoid explaining it, and would leave it on you to know it. Okay I’ll, if you insist so. But again I’ll be brief here – got it! Monologue is your talking with yourself. You don’t prove yourself. You are just you, yes you. You’re good to go if it works for you. Example! You want an example, okay. Here is one:
There is no 1
1st integer is 2
3 is next
This paper has
two authors
One is you
I am the other
2 is, thus, the total
Without you dear reader
the story is
incomplete
3 is, then, the next total
There is no 4
3rd integer is 5
7 is next
And then so on
Back to physics. Who told you I’m talking physics. I have a mouth with a tongue inside – it talks, talks, and just talks. Told you. This paper has two authors – one is you and the other is I. What you think I really think. My friend, you are wrong here. Of course, I speak spontaneously. Let me make it simple for you. I speak just nonsense – clear! If you are a follower, it is your problem. Who asked you to supply meanings to my words? Told you. This scripture is owned by two partners – one is I and the other is you. Words come from me, and interpretation is your part of the business. And do you think I really listen to you? Of course not! You ask questions, and I reply. Do you think, what I say is really an answer to your question – no! Again, you do interpretation – would supply meanings to my words and make connections. Keep doing it. I’m not mad at you. How I could be mad at you. After all, I’m in love with you.
She’s in front of you
Rape her
Tear her clothes
Get naked
Make her love
Make her love
Get naked
Tear her clothes
Rape her
She’s in front of you
Outside the cave
She’s waiting for you
Catch her
Run
She is waiting for you
Catch Her
She’s waiting for you
Outside the cave
Run
She’s waiting for you
I’m not Her
Told you
Run
Outside the cave
She’s waiting for you
Run
She’s waiting for you
Outside the cave
I’m not Her
Told you
I’ll cry
Cry, cry, and cry
Run
She’s waiting for you
Outside the cave
Cry, cry, and cry
I’ll cry
Outside the cave
She’s is waiting for you
Run
Run, run, and run
I’ll cry
Outside the cave
She’s waiting for you
Run
I’ll cry
Run
Outside the cave
She’s waiting for you
Run, run, and run
Fast, fast, and fast
Run fast
She’s waiting for you
Outside the cave
I’ll cry
I’ll cry
Run fast
Fast, fast, and fast
Outside the cave
She’s waiting for you
Fast, fast, and fast
I’ll fast for you
Run fast
Outside the cave
She’s waiting for you
I’ll fast for you
Run fast
Fast, fast, and fast
She’s is waiting for you
Outside the cave
In pair we came
I’m yours
You’re mine
In pair
we came
In pair
we came
You’re mine
I’m yours
In pair we came
Break, break, and break
Don’t break up
Don’t leave me alone
In pair
we came
In pair
we came
Don’t break up
Break, break, and break
Don’t leave me alone
I’m in love with you
In pair
we came
Make, make, and make
Make me love
In pair
we came
Make me love
Make, make, and make
I’m in love with you
Stop, stop, and stop
Stop teaching
Make, make, and make
Make me love
I’m in love with you
Make, make, and make
I’m in with you
Make me love
Stop teaching
Stop, stop, and stop
Bend, bend, and bend
Bend the rules
I’m in love with you
Make me love
Make, make, and make
I’m in love with you
Make me love
Make, make, and make
Bend the rules
Bend, bend, and bend
End, end, and end
Our love
has no end
Make me love
Make, make, and make
Make, make, and make
Make me love
Our love
has no end
end, end, and end
Experiment is next. How we can ignore it. Fuck with experiments. Fuck, fuck, and fuck – fuck with new experiments. This time, yes this time, I’m really mad. Mad, yes mad, I’m really mad at you. Let’s do it the same old way. I’m really scared of new moves. Okay, let’s do it the new way if you insist so. Let’s get wasted. Get that telescope. Let’s see it from closer. Telescope brings closer far away things – far, far, and far away things. It brings far away things – far, far, and far away things. Observations say when far away things are brought closer, they look bigger in size. One would expect that microscope would do the opposite job – no, it doesn’t. Telescope and microscope is one and the same thing – it would, from now on, be called tele-microscope. Size does matter while space doesn’t. Yes, space and size are different things. Space is irrelevant, size isn’t. I think I made it difficult for you – Dear mathematician! Let me change the words. Metric is irrelevant. Are you happy now? Metric is irrelevant but geometry isn’t. Yes, metric lies outside geometry. When far away things are brought closer, they look bigger in size. It doesn’t matter whether it is an atom next to you; or a galaxy far, far, and far away from you. Fuck with quantum mechanics (QM). Fuck, fuck, and fuck with QM – it is wrong. How it could be right if based on probability. It is partially right and partially wrong – yes, partially wrong. Wrong and right go together. Wrong is there, and right is here. Both here and there are Here. Here, yes Here – it is a compact gigantic Dot. Dot, yes Dot – when it explodes; it expands and becomes powder as here and there go far, far, and far away from each other; yes, far away from each other. But here and there remain Here. Entanglement! Here you go. Did you get it?
On a small piece of paper
In math
I wrote your story
I then
Tweeted you
Everywhere
On a small, small, and small
piece of paper
I note your story
Note, note, and note
I note your story
On a small piece of paper
Tweet, tweet, and tweet
I tweet you
Everywhere
You started
to dance
When I wrote your story
Dance, dance, and dance
You dance
When I note your story
Burn, burn, and burn
You burn
When you dance intensely
When you dance intensely
You kill me
Kill, kill, and kill
Dead, dead, and dead
I was dead
When you told my story
Burned, burned, and burned
Dead, dead, and dead
Killed, killed, and killed
I am
Dead, dead, and dead
When you tell my stories
Tell, tell, and tell
I hear
When I’m dead, dead, and dead
Zombie
Zombie
I’m zombie
Eat, eat, and eat
I’ll eat you
If you don’t tell my stories
Tell, tell, and tell
Tell my stories
I’ll eat you if you don’t tell stories
Brain, brain, and brain
I’m brain
Tell, tell and tell my stories
Ass, ass, and ass
I’m ass
I don’t think when I kill, kill and kill you
Bend, bend, and bend
I’ll bend you
If you don’t tell my stories
End, end, and end
End and end
End, end, and end
Mr. Monologue 
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